so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
“ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS.”
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
Posted on: Tuesday 3 March with 584732 notes.
can’t wait to hear how cop defenders are gonna try and explain this one
this is so disgusting
#STILL FERGUSON
Posted on: Tuesday 3 March with 112301 notes.
"لا أبحث عن نصفي الأخر لأنني لستُ نصفًا.
-I’m not searching for my other half because I’m not a half."
-I’m not searching for my other half because I’m not a half."
-(via sarahabdul4)
Posted on: Tuesday 3 March with 1146345 notes.
me on tumblr: stay hydrated! drink water! :)
me irl: drinks nothing but coffee, soda, and vodka, hasn’t purchased a water bottle since 2009, vitamin deficient and being followed by vultures
Posted on: Tuesday 3 March with 138641 notes.
- my brain: you're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you don't go to sleep
- me: haha, AM I ? ;D
- *morning*
- me: yes
Posted on: Thursday 26 February with 256200 notes.
- American Horror Story: Murder House
- American Horror Story: Asylum
- American Horror Story: Coven
- American Horror Story: Freak Show
- American Horror Story: Hotel
- American Horror Story: Laundromat
- American Horror Story: Whole Foods
- American Horror Story: CVS
- American Horror Story: Basement
- American Horror Story: Barn
- American Horror Story: Outer Space
Posted on: Thursday 26 February with 163916 notes.
